I was bored during lunch. Can you tell?

Bored at lunch and sketched this out…

“Son, we live in a world that has firewalls, and those firewalls have to be administered by people with a clue. Who’s gonna do it? You? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for your Internet access, and you curse the security admins. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That the firewall rule set, while convoluted and not perfect, probably saved data. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves data. You don’t want the truth because deep down in places you don’t talk about at parties, you want me on that firewall, you need me on that firewall. We use words like “high availability”, “cloud”, “ISO 27001 compliance.” We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as marketing fodder. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who surfs and e-mails under the blanket of the very security that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you install an IDS console, and stand a post. Either way, I don’t give a damn what you think you are entitled to.”

“Did you block Facebook access from the company?”

“I did the job I…”

Did you block Facebook access from the company?

You’re Goddamned right I did!

Not up to the same level of Hoff’s creativity, but I found it amusing…